Rosemary Doll Review

A doll on the front page is described as 152cm/4ft12 E-cup. Four feet and twelve inches is five feet, and nobody writes it that way — the conversion was done by something that could divide but not carry. Every other listing is specified to the same standard, height in both units, cup size, material, name: 163cm/5ft4 D-cup Silicone Sex Doll – Monica, 161cm/5ft3 F-cup – Evie, 153cm/5ft – Kyra, marked Real Skin Texture and Ultra-Light Version.

Fourteen manufacturers get their own headings — WM, Zelex, Starpery, Irontech, FunWest, SE, YL, AngelKiss, Elsa Babe, Climax, FanReal, XT, Sino — so this is a dealer's floor, not a factory. Stock is separated by warehouse for the US, Canada, the EU and Australia, and prices run from under $999 through the $2,000–$2,499 band to individual dolls at $2,999, with a $99 care kit thrown in and 1,000 points for signing up.

The browse genres are where the language gets strange. Robot Sex Dolls, Furry Sex Dolls, Pornstar Sex Dolls, Anime Sex Dolls, and Mixed Blood Sex Dolls — a phrase for people, applied to a product range.

Bolted onto the shop is a media operation: DollLab interviews, ask-me-anything sessions with dates attached, live-stream replays, and a section headed with what the top brand doll factories say. It ends, as those things do, asking you to like and subscribe.