JAVHD Review

Thank you to whoever sat one day and thought that JAV would be a good idea. You, sir, are my hero. I could write a book on how great JAV porn is. There’s never anything boring about it. Nothing overly produced and lacking in enthusiasm. If JAV porn was a big titty momma, I’d be sucking on those nipples forever. I want that sweet, delicious JAV porn milk from the succulent teat. Japanese porn actresses are a different breed. I love learning about their cultured ways. The groping in busses, the gangbans, and the waterworks. The sweet high pitched noises these babes make while getting plowed. Their commonly submissive performance or rarer dommy style. I love everything about them. And the dude's performances shouldn’t be left without a compliment. I don’t care much for their cocks personally, but the way they fuck is commendable.

But there is one eensy teensy problem with JAV porn. Oh, I don’t know, try censorship. All the beauty is lost with stupid fucking blurry pixels. My cock is still happy and thriving but my eyes are left unsatisfied. And then comes javhd.com. Yup, that’s exactly right. The whole fucking site is uncensored. No more googling for hours with your dick in your hand trying to find the right uncensored video. This site is a gem. Not only is it uncensored, but it’s HD too. Are you fucking joking with me right now? Have I hit my head and gone to porn heaven? And if yes, where are my Japanese babes already? Porn Papa’s got a hard on and he wants some lovin’.

This is my own personal candy shop. It’s my candy and you can’t have it. Okay, I’ll share a little bit just so you can have a taste. You don’t even have to bother clicking on the categories menu. The most popular ones are right there on the front page. And I don’t doubt that you’ll enjoy blowjob, hardcore, creampie, or group sex. Everything you’ll ever need is right there. I’m simply never going to other porn sites anymore. Who needs them? All I need is my JAV mommies. Fuck everything else and then some.

The crazy bastards even added a stockings section. Like they knew I was coming. And of course, the chick in the picture is wearing black fishnets. It’s a great day to be alive. The only semi-silly thing I can find here is the footjob and titty fuck categories. But it’s not javhd.com’s fault. Evolution is at fault for making Japanese men’s cocks so small. Even the biggest of tit will struggle to stroke something the size of my thumb. But as they say, it’s not the size of the tool that matters, it’s how you use it. Japanese men are the lucky ones anyway. They’ve got these porcelain skinned, thin, dirty babes walking around everywhere. And if you think they all have small tits, you’re wrong. I was young and naïve once and thought the same thing. But nope, half of them are busty as fuck. And even if they aren’t, who cares? It’s always a bonus but I’ll be sucking on those tits even if they were the size of golf balls.

You can even choose what to yank it to by the studio producing it. javhd.com has gotten all AI on us and chose to represent every studio with a picture of an AI chick. It doesn’t make sense but I’m not complaining. Imagine if they put logos there or some shit. It would be very unappealing and won't make you want to click. This way, even though it’s just random AI girls I want to click on all of them because boobs. By the way, they’ve also got live cam models. I don’t think they can get more perfect.

If your appetite runs out for watching videos you have over 200k pictures to fap to. But I don’t see a way you’d want to stop watching. When I say quality, I mean quality. As in, they’ve won six awards for the stuff they’ve posted. Even if you don’t feel like getting that $1 trial, they’re not gonna leave you out to dry like others do. All of the videos have one to two minute previews you can enjoy.