Escortory Review

It's honestly a crying shame whenever I hear about people traveling the world and spending the night all alone in a hotel room somewhere because, after all, how the hell can you go through all of the bullshit about flying when you travel to a new destination only to completely miss out on all of the wonderfully soaking wet pussies that each new destination has to offer?

Fuck, I don't care if you're the ugliest motherfucker in the world; it’s so straightforward at your hands on some pussy wherever you go that you have no excuses for going to bed all on your own. (But, considering you are an avid reader of THAPORNDUDE, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you are one handsome and undeniably porn-trained stud anyway!)

After all, even if you’re not the greatest when it comes to delivering some spicy chat-up lines, you can still just go ahead and find a reliable escort platform to get your hands on all manner of hooker pussy that will keep you warm at night. As always, though, it's important to do your due motherfuckin’ diligence when it comes to finding a reputable escort platform that can deliver you exactly the kind of hooker pussy you want.

Oh, and it might just be your lucky day because, as always, I am keeping my ear close to the ground when it comes to all of the latest escort platforms to hit the scene. In today's review, I want to take a look at a particular site called Escortory.com and see what it has to offer us in terms of sweet, sweet hooker pussy!

● Valeria the Ukrainian Supermodel-Style Fuck Doll - Holy. Fuckin’. Shit. Look, my friends, if you want to talk about the kind of escorts who genuinely fit the bill of being elite as fuck, then this is it! The Ukrainian chick is called Valeria, and she is currently based in Monaco. She genuinely looks like the kind of woman who would not look out of place if you saw her strolling down the catwalk of an international fashion show, and she clearly keeps herself in incredible shape at the gym and has a taste for the finer things in life, such as expensive lingerie that wraps around her perfect body incredibly well. Not only is she fine-tuned in all of the right places, but she also has incredible fake tits on her chest and a supermodel-style face that you will fall in love with. She does come with a heavy price, though, and is currently asking for around €500 an hour for a one-to-one escort session.

● Zoe the Ebony Stunner in Dubai - If you’re partial to an ebony baddie, then Zoe is the kind of black girl who will definitely bring all your fantasies to life! She's currently based in the glittering city of Dubai but originally hails from Ghana. She promises to be your favorite escape from reality, and she has a body to die for that has curves in all of the right places and a massive set of all-natural ebony tits to boot. She promises to deliver your horny ass with everything from a VIP experience with guaranteed passion, and equally tells you that she's very affectionate. If you're an open-minded pair looking to bring another woman into the bedroom, you were in luck because she also caters to couples as well.

● The Pinay Instagram Slut - If you are a successful Instagram influencer, you can make some seriously good money if you know what you're doing. However, there are still some girls who have such a high taste for the finer things in life that even an Instagram influencer lifestyle doesn't pay well enough. One woman who seems to fit this bill is called Calista. Originally from the Philippines but now based in Dubai, she is one hot as fuck Pinay bitch. She boasts almost 200,000 followers and is now offering you the chance to go to bed with her. She has all of the classic good books that you would expect from a Filipina girl, but equally has some gigantic tits to go with her delicate frame. She is one of the most expensive escorts on the site, though, currently asking for around €1500 an hour. Still, when else do you get the chance to fuck a famous Instagram slut?

Then, the platform will present a CTA over a moving slideshow of lingerie-clad escorts, and you can choose from some of the most popular cities on the site, such as London, Vienna, Dubai, or Barcelona. Underneath this is a selection of social media-style stories that many of the featured escorts have added to the platform.

The homepage, flanked by two sidebars that contain everything from advertisements to CTAs, is home to a bunch of different sections that showcase everything from the featured worldwide escorts and trending cities to trending sex workers, as well as the ones that have been recently added to the site and have paid for a VIP profile. Generally, the escort profiles include a profile picture, name, location, hourly rate, and whether they are currently available.

It also quickly becomes clear that Escortory.com is a genuinely international selection of working girls because, fuckin’ hell, you quickly find yourself getting face-to-face with everything from African Thots and Ukrainian supermodels to JAV style sluts from Japan and Latinas who look like they take no prisoners in the bedroom.

I was also pretty impressed to see that most of the profiles not only came with a decent, albeit SFW selection of pictures showcasing the escorts in question, but also with written bios that summed up exactly what you will be getting if you meet up with them in real life.