JAVMIT Review

Every headline on this page is bilingual by accident. The title is a complete Japanese sentence, untranslated — the sales copy off the disc — and then, in brackets at the end, [Download and Stream]. The Japanese is the description; the English is the instruction. The two were never edited together, so [DOWNLOAD AND STREAM] and [Download and Stream] both appear within the first two rows.

The catalogue number is usually printed twice. PAP-232 (PAP-232 熟女とは思えない…) — once as the label and again inside the bracket, because the bracket holds the original string and that string already began with the code. PAP-232 then turns up a second time within the first ten items, so the front grid is repeating itself.

The browsing vocabulary runs the other way: entirely English, and precise in the way this genre is precise. SOLOWORK. OL. ELECTRIC MASSAGER. URINATION. MARRIED. MATURE WOMAN. Actresses are indexed under romanised names — Shinomiya Rui, Satsuki Nao, Inoue Ayako, Kanzaki Kumi.

Rankings are offered over four windows: ALL TIME, TODAY, WEEK, MONTH.

The description field reads Watch HD Videos Online. That is also the second half of the page title, and it is the whole of what this site has written about itself.