AEBN Masturbation Review

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle THAPORNDUDE’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?

Now, you might be saying ”But, THAPORNDUDE, I’ve seen just about every masturbation video there is!” Oh, you sweet summer child, you couldn’t be any more wrong. There are videos out there that you couldn’t even imagine. You have no idea how creative sluts these days can be! The arrogance to think you’ve seen it all! You should be ashamed of yourself! Haha! Thankfully, THAPORNDUDE is here to enlighten you!

Straight.aebn.com is one of the lesser-known paid porn movie sites. However, this site is home to some of the most creative movies you might ever come across! Even I was shocked by the amount of creativity in these videos. These things range from solo masturbation to group fuck fests. It’s like nothing you’ve seen before.

Aebn has no shortage of creative movies for you to get your naughty little dick into, and its masturbation section is no exception! I’m sure you’re itching to find out more! Let’s get right into it, then!

The only drawback is that there isn’t a video preview feature for any of the thumbnails. You’ll have to follow the link to most of the titles to see just what you’re getting into! However, some thumbnails feature a slider underneath — just drag the slider from left to right to see snapshots of the video. I appreciate the creative preview function, but there’s nothing better than just hovering over the thumbnail and watching the video play!

There aren’t any filters on the initial search page. Instead of getting a page full of movie covers with a filter at the top, you’ll see a bunch of movie covers in sections. The sections are split up into the following: Latest Masturbation Movies, Trending Masturbation scenes, Most Watched Masturbation Movies, Recommended Masturbation Scenes, and Recommended Masturbation Movies. Each section has a view all option, where you’ll land on a page that does have filters at the top.

If you click on the latest movies, you’ll find over 4000 featured movies. On this page, you’ll be scrolling through an uninterrupted list of some of the most exciting masturbation thumbnails you’ll ever come across! Each movie has a dedicated page including all the information about the movie!

You can find the pornstars featured in the movie. (Perfect for if you ever need to find the name of the girl who pulled the cum right out of you!) There’s a short description of the movie… Although, those can be kind of hit-and-miss. I wouldn’t bother reading them. You can also browse the screenshots of the scenes. Each scene has a list of screenshots that you could probably get off to without even watching the video!

You'll find payment options on the left of every movie page. There, you can choose one of four payment options: Rent a movie for 48 (Who needs more than 48 hours to cum, am I right?!), pay to stream forever, pay to download and stream, or add minutes to your existing bundle. We’ll get into all the payment stuff in a little while. For now, let’s talk about the content!

Firstly, let’s talk about the quality. One of the best things about paid movie sites like these is that you’ll find nothing less than the highest quality. You can expect consistently high-quality videos with ZERO streaming lag. You won’t have to deal with a single ad, either! It’s just press and play… Well, you’ll have to pay first. But once you’ve forked out enough cash, it’s just press and play!

The themes featured in these movies are some of the most creative I’ve seen in a long time. It’s fucking beautiful how these girls take the time to think of all the different ways to make you cum. You should be fucking grateful, haha! These girls are not just average sluts, either. There’s no amateur content here! Just pure, professional, creative sexiness!

I had the pleasure of enjoying titles such as Uncontrollable Orgasm, starring Queen Eugenia. Let me tell you, this bitch really is a queen! The movie starts with this smoking hot brunette on a leather couch, getting fucked by two huge dildos. This bitch gives herself 3 minutes of absolute bliss that ends in a fountain of cum! You’ve never seen any bitch cum like this in your life. You’ve probably never seen any bitch piss like that in your life! This was next level! The only thing about this “movie” was that it was 3 minutes long. That’s not even a full trailer…

That’s just the tip of this sexy iceberg! There are titles that I enjoyed so much, I forgot what fucking time it was! I almost forgot to write this blog! Haha! I enjoyed movies like Big Boob Teacher Rei, featuring a sexy Japanese teacher with some of the biggest tits in the East! Fingering My Horny Pussy With Gloves was one of the sexiest solo masturbation videos I’ve seen in my fucking life!

Straight.aebn.com gives you the option to buy minutes in packages. The most popular package is the 500 minutes which costs about $50. You can also rent each movie for 48 hours or download/stream it as you please. Alternatively, you can pay for the X-Pass. This will give you full access to over 5000 minutes and a free extra 30 minutes per month. You’ll also receive a 5% discount on all purchased minutes. You’ll get all this for about $15 a month. Compared to most other paid porn sites, that’s a fucking deal!

Not to mention the creativity! This wasn’t just some bitch in makeup touching herself on her bed. These videos were really thought out! I mean, you had everything from hot girls gushing to sticking strap-ons down each other’s throats! It was fucking glorious!