Scrolller Vintage Review

Do you need a literally endless supply of vintage porn all on one page with no redirects and an infinite scroll? Boom. I got you, fam. Or, more accurately, Scrolller’s got you. This right here’s more of a compilation of several tags, but I’m pushing it as a section because, God damn it, it works so fucking well. Follow the link above, and you will end up on a page with infinite vintage porn. That’s about it. You don’t have to pay for it. You don’t have to watch any ads at all. You just get infinite vintage porn. We’re officially living in the future.

The downside of living in the future is that the word vintage pretty much covers everything before the year 2000. We’re that old. Luckily, there’s some kind of unwritten understanding online that the term vintage refers to porn made between the year 1900 and 2000, with most of the smut coming from either the 70s or the 80s. It’s just an indirect result of trends. A lot of smut made in the 70s was kept well hidden from the mainstream before the age of the internet, so there’s always content from back then that can surface today for the first time.

And boy, can you fap to this content. About 99% of all the images and videos on Scrolller’s vintage section are fap-worthy. The content’s sort of equally split between hardcore penetration and Playboy style pin-ups, with a few miscellaneous items here and there. There are a few clips from mainstream non-pornographic movies, for example, that feature a bit of nudity, but they’re rare. For the most part, you’re looking at full-page spreads of bitches showing off the goods. It’s great stuff. There’s a surprising amount of black and white nude photography on here. I love damn near all the clips and images I saw, with a slight exception.

I don’t know who went through the trouble to get these high-resolution stills and videos to the masses. But I know that Scrolller pulls in data from multiple community-fed sources, so it’s no wonder that you get such an extensive list of free content just waiting to be fapped to. It needs to be said that the videos on here are usually much worse than the images in terms of quality, likely because it’s easy to digitize old stills off of a film. In contrast, the original reels for the videos were probably destroyed. Most of this smut was sold directly to video on whatever medium was available back then. This was before VHS, so I’m guessing it was Betamax. Either way, it’s damn near impossible to upscale unless they find the original film reels, and I don’t think anyone cares enough to do that. I don’t care much. The content’s fap-worthy as it is. If I can watch a 360p video made in 2006 on XVideos, I can enjoy this retro smut.

All of this content is available entirely for free, and that’s the part that truly impresses me. You have to think about this for a second. While you don’t technically get access to all porn made before the year 2000, you do get a smattering of porn from every year before that at random, with implied curation. I mean, whoever uploaded this shit assumed that it was worth uploading in the first place. It’s kind of like the same logic that drives random porn forums. You get the type of content that other people consider hot. Considering that everyone who uploads files to this particular section of Scrolller is inherently a fan of vintage porn, well, they’re the kind of people you can trust to curate your smut for you. And again, they also provide this service for free. It’s almost like a peer-to-peer connection to other vintage lovers’ spank banks. Fan-freaking-tastic.

The only downside to Scrolller is that even though all of this content is entirely free and available to the public, you can’t download content from the site unless you fork over the dough. It’s their way of staying afloat, I guess. You can bookmark posts you like and come back to them, but you can’t right-click the site even if you try. Technically, you could hack around all this and get access to the videos and pictures directly if you’re tech-savvy, but if you don’t want to be assed, you could just get yourself a Scrolller premium membership for $20 a year.

If you’re looking for an exciting fap and you want to see something you haven’t seen before, then I very much recommend that you try jerking off to vintage porn. They just don’t make women like they used to. Get anthropological up in this bitch and yank your cock clean off to some images and videos of chicks from the olden days. Who knows, you might just end up blowing a load to a photo of your own grandmother. Enjoy.